tumboy:

50 Cent in Malefiftycent [x]

(via death-by-lulz)

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misterelguapo:

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

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meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

(Source: meladoodle, via fuckjaty)

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

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"Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple…"

— JK Rowling, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(Source: 500-days-of-autumn, via twinslovefashion)

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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(via covocal)

(Source: staypozitive)

trvsh:

hey baby are you into 

broke unstable losers

(via fallingforzero)

"I know that my lips are out of practice,
But let me kiss you until my mouth remembers all that my head did forget.
Let me kiss you until my lips fall off,
I want them to graze every inch of you
Memorize every bit of your skin
From the little freckles that dot your nose and cheeks
To the way your arms wrap around me like vines.
When August ends I always feel the warmth leave my bones,
You leave me feeling like bonfires in mid-autumn,
You make me burn
In all the right ways.
I can’t think straight when you smile and that laugh,
Oh god, that laugh is so dangerous to my heart
I need to put my palms to my chest to make sure the beating hasn’t stopped.
Forgive me for flinching when you ran your fingers
Over where my side meets my hips,
I have not been touched so lovingly in years.
But I promise that I do love the feel of you against my skin,
I’m not shivering out of fear,
I shake to let you in."

Relearning How To Ride A Bicycle” - Nishat Ahmed

(via sickwithsyllables)

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